exuberantbanter asked: want me to bring you back a souvenir?
if you wish to then by all means do so
exuberantbanter asked: and i get to see my girlfriend next week! someone bought me train tickets.
joyful for you i hope you have a very swell time seeing her
Some short workouts to target strength-training in certain areas. (Remember that you can’t spot-reduce or only lose fat from a certain area!) Most of these are bodyweight exercises, but some will require a dumbbell or a jug of water/milk.
exuberantbanter asked: i heard from ross! he couldn't talk long before he had to go back to the horrorterrors but he said he'd try to stay in touch and we made up from our fight and i called him my brother.
wonderful to know
exuberantbanter asked: good news good news good news!
what might that be
why does so much great porn of me feature my brother burrowing around in my ass like its 1850s california and his cock is desperately digging for specks of gold to secure a healthy fortune and support his two young sons testes 1 and testes 2
for a moment i was going to make a text post dedicated to the burning desire and love i have for my hands and if i could fuck them senseless i would
and then i realized
oh right
i can masturbate
i forget thats a thing
that as well
on a much lighter note however
my counsel has decided to become more civil after implementing the ‘method’ you suggested
good! i have good ideas sometime, don’t i?
you do at times yes
but when i proposed the idea i received many a blank stare in return
upon handing the item to one of them he simply looked at it and then at me then back around as if very thoroughly mindfucked
so?
so i advise not coming here until you are no longer feline
he does not play very well with others
…probably for the best. i’m unsure how well i could control myself around your birds. new instincts and all.
that as well
on a much lighter note however
my counsel has decided to become more civil after implementing the ‘method’ you suggested
